Pirates

This is Johnny:

He lives across the hall from me, is a Cru cell group leader, and is known as our resident pirate. If you are an astute observer of the world around you (being a fan of "Pirates of the Caribbean" might also help), there are significantly less swashbucklers inhabiting our world today than there used to be. Why is that? Well, I might have an answer for you:

In my travels across the web, I recently came across a graph showing a startling correlation:
There you have it folks: global warming is to blame for this disturbing endangerment of the species swashbucklingus piratus.

Yet another bit of knowledge that's amazingly relevant to your daily life. It's a service I provide this stuff, you know...